a LOOSE END..

yesterday,my fren told me dis one disgusting joke,yet uber-funny.

here it goes:

a guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. he orders a drink and while he's drinking, d monkey starts jumping all over d place. d monkey grabs some olives off d bar eats em, then grabs some sliced limes n eats em, then jumps on d pool table, grabs d CUE BALL sticks it in his mouth n swallow it whole!

d bartender screams at d guy, "did u c wat ur monkey juz did?" d guy says, "no, wat?" "he juz ate d cue ball off my pool table!" says d bartender. "yeah. dat doesnt surprise me," replies d patron. "he eats everything in sight, d lil twerp. i'll pay for d cue ball n stuff." he finishes his drink, pays his bill n leaves. two weeks later, he's is d bar again, n he has his monkey wif him. he orders a drink n d monkey starts running around d bar again.

while d man is drinking, d monkey finds a cherry on d bar. he grabs it, stick it up his butt, pulls it out, n eats it. d bartender is digusted. "did u see wat ur monkey did now?" "now wat?" asks d patron. "well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out n ate it!" says d bartender.

"yeah. dat doesnt surprise me," replies d patron. "he still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate dat damn cue ball, he measures everything first!"

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hope u have a gud laugh..release urself from any stressful fastens :) i nearly blew my stomach having dis joke! gud remedy for 1-month away finals awaits for me....weeeee~~~